Certain Restrictions Apply

Don’t you just love the asterisks upon asterisks for all these amazing gizmos, pills, wonder cures, and smoking car deals that you see on the idiot box or in the paper?  Heck, with the font size being 5 point or smaller, I can’t read it with my cheaters and a magnifying glass combined.  Face it, the collective “they” intentionally hide things that would make you question the great deal.  There are people out there that are Certain Restrictions Apply people.  There are so many caveats, waivers, and disclaimers with them, that you get the brain pain just listening to it all.  They want to hang around or be your friend as long as there is a one- way benefit for them.  The minute you ask for something, the pages and pages of Certain Restrictions Apply come out.  The amount of effort that people put into being posers, liars, or users rather than just be themselves just boggles the mind.  Certain Restrictions Apply people are just a lot of work.  There are way too many good and honest people out there to be putting up with Certain Restrictions Apply people.  Skip what appears to be smoking deal and look for the real deal.  You’ll be glad you did.