Saturday, November 16, 2013

I Don't Need No Stinking Instructions

Yep, I broke one of the cardinal “guy” rules.  I received the latest updates for the GPS system in the truck, but rather than slap the CD in the drive, I read the instructions.  I know…I know.  Real men do not need to read instructions.  Well, maybe real dumb men don’t. 

In the case of my GPS system, if I did it wrong, it could damage the system to the point that it might have to be replaced.  So let’s apply a little logic to this scenario. Read the instructions and upgrade the system properly, or not read the instructions and damage the system to the point of replacement to the tune of $2,500.  I’d rather be a smart man with $2,500 in my pocket than a manly man forking out $2,500.

There have been numerous times where I did not read or follow instructions only to see a less than favorable outcome.  I’ve shot my mouth off rather than following the internal instructions of thinking before speaking.  I put a dent in the sheet metal on one of my Harleys because I did not put a towel down prior to working on it, even though it was recommended in the instructions.  I’ve drank adult beverages while on meds even though the instructions in bold said not to and my big ass ended up on the floor at the house. 


Instructions can be anything from a manual, a self-help book, or even advice from a friend or parent.  In their simplest form, instructions are another vehicle for learning new things. For me, learning something new each day expands my knowledge and gives me tools that may help someone else down the road.  Remember, instructions are your friend.

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